Amy Vitae

6 weeks unemployed

-I can now throw a frisbee reasonably well.
-I can also throw a dart accurately, but not all the time. Sometimes it still hits the wall/floor/nearby object.
-I have brought a sporty skirt to learn how to play Tennis in.
-I have worked out how to work an ancient charity shop till, a clothes tagging gun and how to interact with the locals.
-I am eating more fruit.
-I purchased a yoga mat, but one of the positions made me feel nauseous.
-I had my first taste of live tennis at Queens Tennis Club and almost melted in the heat.
-I have given my feet the garra rufi fish treatment.
-I am watching Ally Mcbeal from the beginning and remembering just how BRILLIANT it is.
-I am reading at a leisurely pace.
-I am also writing at a leisurely pace - need to get the juices flowing.
-I donated three of my necklaces to my ten year old second cousin for being brave and having her insulin jab when she really didn't want to.

You'd be a fool not to employ me.